Oops... Dropped My Hat.

I think I might tell my friend that secret....

I discovered Paper Toys. Look 'em up. 

I'm having trouble keeping my eyes open. I got 7.5 hours of sleep. I guess it wasn't enough.  Thank bob its a short day.

I'm kind of jealous right now 'cause my whole office just left to get free coffee from Bigby's, which is having its grand opening today. I actually like their coffee. Ah well... they're having specials all week. Maybe I'll go tomorrow. I went and got coffee from the break room... All I can say is... meh. But its caffeine.

So you know those dumb laws? Here's a few for Michigan.

-750.532 Seduction; punishment. Sec. 532. Punishment. Any man who shall seduce and debauch any unmarried woman shall be guilty of a felony, punishable by imprisonment in the state prison not more than 5 years or by fine of not more than 2,500 dollars; but no prosecution shall be commenced under this section after 1 year from the time of committing the offense.

(I'm gonna memorize that one. hehe. But they're allowed to seduce a married woman??)

-Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
-There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state.
-In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned.
-In Sturgis, Roosters may crow, only if it is done at least 300 feet from the airport.
-In Harper Woods, it is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
-In Kalamazoo, it is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
- In Detroit, it is illegal to ogle a woman from a moving car.
-In Detroit, it is illegal to sleep in a bathtub.

After reading these I'm always curious about the stories that go along with them.....

Can you believe the year is half over already??

LATIN!
ex libris  "from the library of"
cogito, ergo sum "I think therfore I am" (Descartes)
in vino veritas "In wine there is truth."
omnia vincit amor, nos et cedamus amori "Love conquers all things, Let us too yeild to love." (Virgil)
illiegitimus non carborundum "don't let the bastards grind you down"
ab imo pectore "from the bottom of my heart"
amor et melle et felle est fecundissmismus "Love is rich with both honey and venom."
bibo ergo sum "I drink, therefore I am"
dulcissime, totam tibi subdo me "Darling, i give myself to you totally."
in omnibus requiem quaesivi, et nusquam inveni nisi in angulo cum libro "Everywhere I have searched for peace and nowhere found it, except in a corner with a book"
Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundant "My hovercraft is full of eels."
multum in parvo "much in little"
noster nostri "Our hearts beat as one"
nunc scio quid sit amor "now I know what love is"
post coitum omne animal triste est "After sexual intercourse, every animal is sad"
pulvis et umbra sumus "we are dust and shadow"
rara avis "rare bird" (means an extraordinary or unusual thing)
stercus accidit "Shit happens."

An refert, ubi et in qua arrigas? "Does it make any difference to me who made you horny, or when?"

amicus versus rara avis "A true friend is a rare bird" (A true friend in unusual.)